Paranoia Big Book of Bots

# Bots are: Your friends
# Available for purchase throughout Alpha Complex!
# Available in a variety of colours*!
# A vital part of our wonderful home!
# Utterly trustworthy, reliable and loyal!
# Disposable! Now with added built-in obsolescence!
# Don’t delay! Buy your bot buddy today!

*: Variety may vary depending on your security clearance and available resources.